Quote from Jarod Kintz

I lost a little weight over the weekend.I cut my fingernails.-Jarod Kintz

Quote on bankers

A banker is a man who will lend you the short sleeve shirt off his back and demand a long sleeve one in return.-Jarod Kintz,IT OCCURRED TO ME.

Quote from John Dryden

Secret guilt by silence is betrayed.-John Dryden,ALL FOR LOVE.

Quote from Sally Steiner

Money is the sex of our time.-Sally Steiner

Brand of olive oil you consumed in August 2014

In August 2014,you bought and finished consuming a 500ml glass bottle of Borges Extra Virgin Olive Oil.It was a product of Spain(company since 1896).Borges Olive oil was quite good.

Cool quote

Surviving cancer is cool,but surviving old age is cooler.-Jarod Kintz

Quote from Barbara Kingsolver

The truth needs so little rehearsal.-Barbara Kingsolver,ANIMAL DREAMS

Quote from Jarod Kintz

I am the broth of love.Make soup to me.-Jarod Kintz

Quote on kindness

Kindness has converted more sinners than zeal,eloquence,or learning.-Frederick W.Faber

Quote on stationary bike

A stationary bike is a device that epitomizes the phrase ``hurry up and wait.''-Jarod Kintz

Quote on Spain

Spain:A whale stranded upon the coast of Europe.-Edmund Burke(1729-1797),British statesman and philosopher.

Quote on small talk

I love small talk.Let's discuss midgets.-Jarod Kintz

Quote from Charles M.Schulz

I wonder if there's such a thing as a spiritual dentist?I think my whole personality is full of cavities!-Charles M.Schulz

Quote from Elie Wiesel

No human race is superior;no religious faith is inferior.All collective judgments are wrong.Only racists make them.-Elie Wiesel

Another quote from Charles M.Schulz

Don't be a leaf---be a tree.-Charles M.Schulz

Quote from Charles M.Schulz

The world is filled with unmarried marriage counselors.-Charles M.Schulz

Quote on little brothers

Little brothers are the New York Mets of life.-Charles M.Schulz

Quote from Winston Churchill

We shape our dwellings,and afterwards our dwellings shape us.-Winston Churchill

Quote on champagne

I hate champagne more than anything in the world next to Seven-up.-Elaine Dundy(1921-2008),American novelist.

Quote from Charles M.Schulz

I think I've discovered the secret of life---you just hang around until you get used to it.-Charles M.Schulz

Quote on life

Life is like an ice cream cone,you have to lick it one day at a time!-Charles M.Schulz

Quote on happiness

Happiness is waking up,looking at the clock and finding that you still have two hours left to sleep.-Charles M.Schulz

Quote from Elaine Dundy

I find I always have to write something on a steamed mirror.-Elaine Dundy

Quote from Jarod Kintz

Every leap year I like to jump.It's a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years.-Jarod Kintz

In which year did Australian aboriginals win the right to vote in elections?

Answer.1962

Quote on head starts

Hoping to get a head start on the next day,I eat breakfast the night before.That way I can sleep in until two in the afternoon.-Jarod Kintz

Quote from Robert Orben

A toast to the weapons of war;may they rust in peace.-Robert Orben(b.1927),U.S.magician and comedy writer

Quote from Jarod Kintz

When it seems like the sky is about to collapse,relax,that's just the roof caving in.-Jarod Kintz

Quote on vanity

Vanity backbites more than Malice.-Benjamin Franklin

Quote on the past and the future

The past screams louder than the future.The future is mute,but it's not deaf.-Jarod Kintz

Quote from Jarod Kintz

I have an iron deficiency.You can tell by how wrinkled my clothes are.-Jarod Kintz

Funny quote from Jarod Kintz

My teeth are filthy,so to impress my dentist I compensate by wearing too much cologne.-Jarod Kintz

Four people shot dead by Former professor Valery Fabrikant on August 24,1992 in Montreal

Michael Hogben,Aaron Jaan Saber,Phoivos Ziogas and Matthew Douglas were the four people shot to death at Concordia University in Montreal on August 24,1992 by former engineering professor Valery Fabrikant.

Quote on life

Life is made up of now,and the past and the future are nothing more than inedible garnishes.-Jarod Kintz

Quote on roses and cactus

Roses may say "I love you" but the cactus says "Fuck off.''-Jarod Kintz

Quote on religion

Religion has for too long been placed on the backburner of history,when it may be one of the driving forces in history.-Dave Brat

Curse quote from Jarod Kintz

May you fall on a fork and get eaten by a cannibal!-Jarod Kintz

Quote from Sidney Carroll

A bargain ain't a bargain unless it's something you need.-Sidney Carroll

Quote from Jarod Kintz

If you drink,you risk divulging your secrets.Here,have another glass.-Jarod Kintz

Quote on nudity

There's too much nudity on TV,and not enough on the radio.-Jarod Kintz

Quote from Jarod Kintz

I came from a broken home.My bedroom window was cracked.-Jarod Kintz

Quote from Jarod Kintz

I ran over some dog poop on my drive home last night.But I didn't feel bad,because I didn't vote for that particular politician.-Jarod Kintz,THIS BOOK HAS NO TITLE.

Quote from George Bernard Shaw

Let not the right side of your brain know what the left side doeth.-George Bernard Shaw

Quote on reading

The mere pleasure of reading ----the sort of pleasure a cow must have in grazing.-Lord Chesterfield

Quote from Jonas Salk

Our greatest responsibility is to be good ancestors.-Jonas Salk(1914-1995)

Quote from William Hazlitt

He who undervalues himself is justly undervalued by others.-William Hazlitt

Quote from William Hazlitt

He who undervalues himself is justly undervalued by others.-William Hazlitt

English proverb

He is lifeless that is faultless.-English proverb

Quote from Jonas Salk

I have had dreams,and I've had nightmares.I overcame the nightmares because of my dreams.-Jonas Salk(1914-1995),American microbiologist.

Interesting quotes on archaeologists

Archaeologists are unpaid publicity agents for deceased royalty.-John Agar

Quote from Henry Fielding

Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea.-Henry Fielding

Quote from Lee Mildon

People seldom notice old clothes if you wear a big smile.-Lee Mildon

Quote from Joseph Conrad

The sea has never been friendly to man.At most it has been the accomplice of human restlessness.-Joseph Conrad

Great quote from Shaun Hick

The world is full of people who will help you manufacture tornados in order to blow out a match.-Shaun Hick

Interesting quote on slaves

Some slaves are scoured to their work by whips,others by their restlessness and ambition.-John Ruskin

Quote from Anita Loos

Show business is the best possible therapy for response.-Anita Loos(1893-1981)