Five great quotes and proverbs

1.With enough 'ifs' we could put Paris in a bottle.-French proverb
2.With a good name one may sin easily.-Dutch proverb
3.Fortune knocks but once,but misfortune has much more patience.-Dr.Laurence J.Peter
4.If a conservative is a liberal who's been mugged,a liberal is a conservative who's been arrested.-Tom Wolfe
5.Dinners are given mostly in the middle classes by way of revenge.-William Thackeray,in THE BOOK OF SNOBS