More interesting quotes or jokes

1.Guess if you can and choose if you dare.-Pierre Corneille
2.I cannot pretend to feel impartial about colours.I rejoice with the brilliant ones and am genuinely sorry for the poor browns.-Sir Winston Churchill
3.Call it a clan,call it a network,call it a tribe,call it a family.Whatever you call it,whoever you are,you need one.-Jane Howard
4.They laughed at Joan of Arc,but she went right ahead and built it.-Gracie Allen
5.In war there can never be too much deception.-Chinese proverb
6.Married people don't have to exercise,our attitude is 'They've seen us naked already-and they like it.''
-Carol Montgomery
7.Internet humour.
What is a man's idea of helping with the housework?
Lifting his leg so the wife can vacuum.