Some neologisms to describe people

 Lexicographer and word expert David  Grambs came up with some wonderful neologisms to describe different kinds of people in his superb book JUST ASK MR.WORD WIZARD.Here is a short list.I hope more people use these words in everyday speech.

1.Snappy laundry bag-A man whose clothes are always rumpled.

2.Flab accountant-A person always trying new diets.

3.Ghast-mask-A woman who wears too much makeup.

4.Fashion twitch-a man always adjusting his clothing.

5.Verbal turtle (or syllabore)-a slow talker.

6.Spritzfritz-A person who spits or sprays when talking.

7.Dermis thermos( or dripsickle)-A sweaty person

8.Shoe tonhue-A person who always says the wrong thing.

9.Gray blade-An older man who dresses young.

10.Sentence crasher-A person always interrupting.

11.Lunge runt-A shortperson who takes big springy steps.

12.Perfume sale-One who wears too much scent.

13.Moonlight rhino-A noisy snorer.

14.Pyrosomniac-Someone who smokes in bed.(A strong no-no)

15.Wrigley Holstein-A continual gum chewer.

16.Ear squall-A person with a grating voice.

17.Shake-and-fake biscuit-A woman who fakes orgasms.

18.Chompanzee-A noisy food chewer.

19.Chow crane-An impolite reacher at the table.

20.Fridge communter-A chronic between-meals snacker.