Some jokes about Vladimir Putin circulating in Russia-from the internet

1.When Putin was late for school,the teacher punished the whole class for being early.

2.When Putin looks in the Mirror,there's no reflection because there is only 1 Putin.

3.When Putin was born,he named his parents.

4.Putin calls 911 to ask what is their emergency.

5.Putin built the hospital in which he was born.

6.This guy never flushes the toilet,he just scares the shit out of it.

7.When Putin was born,he slapped the doctor for not crying.