Some witty quotes from Oscar Levant

1.There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.-Oscar Levant(1906-1972)
2.When I can't sleep,I read a book by Steve Allen.-Oscar Levant
3.I'm a study of a man in chaos in search of frenzy.-Oscar Levant
4.A dollar saved is a quarter earned.-Oscar Levant
5.I don't drink.I don't like it.It makes me feel good.-Oscar Levant