Some interesting quotes

1.Best way to get rid of kitchen odors:Eat out.-Phyllis Diller
2.It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep,or I'd be rotten to the core.-Phyllis Diller
3.I have so many liver spots,I ought to come with a side of onions.-Phyllis Diller
4.Love is like any other luxury.You have no right to it unless you can afford it.-Anthony Trollope
5.I was the world's ugliest baby.When I was born,the doctor slapped everybody.-Phyllis Diller