Two good quotes

1.Believe in miracles but don't depend on them.When you hear a kind word spoken about a friend,tell him so.Spoil your spouse,not your children.Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English.It means they know another language.To help your children turn out well,spend twice as much time with them and half as much money.-H.Jackson Brown Jr.,from Life's Little Instruction Book
2.Try everything once except incest and folk dancing.-Sir Thomas Beecham