Ten great quotes

1.The successful people are the ones who can think up things for the rest of the world to keep busy at.-Don Marquis(1878-1937)
2.Cannibals prefer those who have no spines.-Stanislaw J.Lec
3.A sodomite got very excited looking at a zoology text.Does this make it pornography?-Stanislaw J.Lec
4.All is in the hands of men.Therefore wash them often.-Stanislaw J.Lec
5.Do not ask God the way to heaven;he will show you the hardest one.-Stanislaw J.Lec
6.Do not trust people.They are capable of greatness.-Stanislaw J.Lec
7.He who limps still walks.-Stanislaw J.Lec
8.Advice to writers:Sometimes you just have to stop writing.Even before you begin.-Stanislaw J.Lec
9.Self-praise is no praise at all.-English proverb
10.The big print giveth and the small print taketh away.-Tom Waitts