Eight great quotes and proverbs

1.If you were born lucky,even your rooster will lay eggs.-Russian proverb
2.If you drink,don't drive.Don't even putt.-Dean Martin
3.When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex,there is an important lesson to be learned.Do not have sex with the authorities.-From ''Basic Facts for Today's Young Folk'' in LIFE IN HELL by Matt Groening
4.Person to person,moment to moment,as we love,we change the world.-Samarhia Lyte Kaufman
5.There's an old saying about those who forget history.I don't remember it,but it's good.-Stephen Colbert,''THE COLBERT REPORT"
6.Wars against nations are fought to change maps;wars against poverty are fought to map change.-Muhammad Ali
7.If you stop every time a dog barks,your road will never end.-Arab proverb
8.I do not want the peace which passeth understanding.I want the understanding which bringeth peace.-Helen Keller